In the past two weeks, there's been an upsurge in traffic (although, in the spirit of full disclosure, I don't exactly advertise this blog, so an 'upsurge' in my case is something like twenty unique hits) from a search for "hate flowers in the attic." I try to keep abreast of all things Andrews and have not noticed any recent developments that would cause people who did not previously hate Flowers in the Attic to begin doing so in any great numbers. I can only assume that either
A) people who already hated Flowers in the Attic are looking for kindred spirits; or,
B) I am now known in internet circles as "that chick who hates Flowers in the Attic."
I can't stress this enough. I don't hate Flowers in the Attic. Let's just say . . . I enjoy Flowers in the Attic in a way it was not intended to be enjoyed.
That being said, there have been a significant number of hits from searches for "tom selleck porn." Y'all know who y'all are.